Just a normal day at work

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office, But Aren't:

10. I need to whip it out by 5.

  9. Mind if I use your laptop.

  8. Put it in my box before I leave.

  7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!!.

  6. I want it on my desk, NOW.

  5. HMMMMMMMMMM.....I think it's out of fluid.

  4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.

  3. It's an entry-level position.

  2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

  AND 

  1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there.

Always give 100% at work!

   12% On Monday

   23% On Tuesday

   40% On Wednesday

   20% On Thursday

     5% On Fridays

And remember: When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your finger and flip them off.

Now get back to work.