February 02, 2014

Just a normal day at work

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office, But Aren't:

10. I need to whip it out by 5.
  9. Mind if I use your laptop.
  8. Put it in my box before I leave.
  7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!!.
  6. I want it on my desk, NOW.
  5. HMMMMMMMMMM.....I think it's out of fluid.
  4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
  3. It's an entry-level position.
  2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
  1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there.

Always give 100% at work!

   12% On Monday
   23% On Tuesday
   40% On Wednesday
   20% On Thursday
     5% On Fridays

And remember: When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your finger and flip them off.

Now get back to work.


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